Order Your Speech — Funny Toast

Choose Your Package

The OpenerUp to 3 min • Questionnaire-based • 1 revision

$349

The HeadlinerUp to 5 min • Video consult • 2 revisions

$599

The ShowstopperUp to 8 min • In-depth consult • Unlimited revisions

$999

The Event

What type of event?*

When is the event?*

Who's This Speech About?

Their name*

Your relationship to them*

Tell me about them* Think: quirks, habits, catchphrases, what they're known for, how you'd describe them to a stranger at a party.

The Good Stuff

Funny stories & inside jokes* Don't worry about making these funny — that's my job. Just give me the raw material and I'll do the rest.

Anything else I should know?

Your Info

Your name*

Your email*

Your phone number

You'll hear back from Rick within 24 hours. Payment details will follow.

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